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Saturday, June 26, 2004
 
George and Dick Just HATE It When the Game Isn't Rigged in Their Favor
Obviously this Irish TV interviewer wasn't fully briefed on the "rules" that the US media is expected to always follow when "interviewing" the President:
"...The Irish Independent learned last night that the White House told Ms Coleman that she interrupted the president unnecessarily and was disrespectful.

She also received a call from the White House in which she was admonished for her tone.

And it emerged last night that presidential staff suggested to Ms Coleman as she went into the interview that she ask him a question on the outfit that Taoiseach Bertie Ahern wore to the G8 summit..."
Ms Coleman also was required to submit all of her questions three days in advance. Well, we didn't (s)elect him for his brains, did we? Dick, on the other hand, has taken bipartisanship and "changing the tone" to a whole new level on the floor of the Senate. Do you get the feeling that these guys aren't used to having people actually question them? It's becoming apparent that they never believed that they would be held to account for anything.

 
 
Yikes....

Tons of catering and no time to post. Where the heck is 9Driver? I hope the fish are biting.
 
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
 
Irony, thy name is Levitra

“In the rare case that an erection lasts more than 4 hours, get medical help right away.”

It only seemed fitting that a pharmaceutical commercial ending with those words ran in the middle of Bill Clinton’s Sunday night interview on 60 Minutes since 40 minutes, or so, of the interview was dedicated to sex and consequences.

Irony, thy name is Levitra.

As I picked myself up laughing from the floor, it struck me that I was not laughing at Bill Clinton’s expense. It was at the hapless Dan Rather and many of his fellow journalists.

Take Sunday’s Meet the Press. Tim Russert and his panel of Joe Klein, Bob Novak and Katty Kay couldn’t contain their glee at the prospect of talking about interns and peccadilloes. These folks had been waiting four long years in order to titter about oral sex with impunity again. They would be damned if they let pesky details about such trivial matters as world peace and balanced budgets get in their way.

Russert chimed in after a few minutes “…let's move beyond sex and talk about legality.”

He must have been joking. The repressed quartet couldn’t stop. Monica Lewinsky’s name came up 11 times during the 15-minute segment, 4 of those after Tim timidly tried to change the subject.

If I were to base my assumptions solely on the reaction of the pundits, I would probably guess that 900 of the 947 pages of the Clinton memoir are about Monica and the ensuing mess. Fortunately for those who will read the book, that is not the case. My Life is not the Starr Report, which referenced “cigars” 18 times and only mentioned Whitewater, the reason Ken Starr was originally hired, exactly twice. But why should we expect anything different?

The cold truth is that many reporters and commentators take the easy route when it comes to profiling political figures. Whether it is for ratings or out of sheer laziness, they follow a script of supposedly conventional wisdom that as often as not reads like the talking points from a rival campaign. Do you remember Al Gore and the Internet? Or Bush the Elder and the gallon of milk?

The Democrats had been hoping that they could use the press flurry surrounding the release of “The Big Dog’s” book to pump up attention to John Kerry. That may just be a strategic error if the only attention that the book gets is related to why Bill was "sleeping on the couch” for a couple of months.

The DNC would love for some of the Clinton mojo of exuberant stock markets, virtually full employment, low interest rates and budget surpluses to rub off on our junior Senator. They must be dreaming. In this era of Scott Peterson and Michael Jackson, even the current President can’t get credit for a long overdue recovering economy. Nope, the press likes the easy script of sex and scandal. And Bill Clinton is ripe for the picking.

Perhaps the reaction to Clinton’s book tells us a little about why the current administration has a calculated and obsessive aversion to anything sexual. How else do you explain John Ashcroft draping off the semi nude art deco statue “Spirit of Justice” in the Great Hall of the Justice Department?

Or worse yet, there is the politicization of Plan B birth control. An FDA advisory panel overwhelmingly recommended 23 to 4 that this “morning after pill” should be available over the counter at pharmacies after studies showed the two pill protocol to be very safe and effective. However, administrators, for political reasons, overruled the expert panel. Evidently someone in the White House feels that girls and women worrying about pregnancies is more effective birth control than actual contraceptives. Somehow I doubt that they’re correct.

But none of that really matters in what cyber gossip Matt Drudge has dubbed the Clinton Summer. (Not coincidently Drudge helped break the Lewinsky scandal by reporting that Newsweek was sitting on the story.) This week its Oprah’s and Katie Couric’s turn to bring up critical issues such as blue GAP dresses and couples therapy with President Number 42.

And maybe, if we're really lucky, Bob Dole will do another commercial for Viagra.
 
Monday, June 21, 2004
 
More like this, please!

Link:
Democrat John Kerry (news - web sites), backed by 48 Nobel Prize winners, on Monday criticized President Bush (news - web sites) for allowing ideology rather than facts determine science policies and repeated his pledge to overturn the ban on federal funding of research on new stem cell lines.

"We need a president who believes in science again in America," Kerry said. "We need to be prepared, and one of the first things that I will do as president by executive order immediately is reverse the gag rule and also move America forward to do stem cell research and begin to find the cures we need."
...
In a letter endorsing Kerry, 48 scientists who have won the Nobel Prize said the Bush administration is undermining the nation's future by impeding medical advances, turning away scientific talent with its immigration practices and ignoring scientific consensus on global warning and other critical issues.

"Unlike previous administrations, Republican and Democratic alike, the Bush administration has ignored unbiased scientific advice in the policy-making that is so important to our collective welfare," their letter stated.

Dr. Burton Richter, the 1976 Nobel laureate in physics, said it was unusual for such a large number of Nobel winners to endorse a particular political candidate.
Those who oppose this proposal would never ever vote for Kerry anyway. So why not use this issue to point out that Junior is a religio-wacko loon, not to mention that it is simply sound policy.

If Kerry wanted to have some fun with this, he could issue a challenge to Bush to denounce the Texas State GOP's platform that completely turns back the hands of time to the Scope's Mokey Trial. I would love to see W try and squirm out of that one.

 
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